Bozeman Cop Watch

• 12/24:A woman on Love Lane requested that a deputy attend a church service with her then accompany her on a civil standby to retrieve some of her personal property. A deputy explained to her that attending church was not a service offered by the Sheriff's Office.
• 12/26: A caller on South Third Avenue said someone left nine Christmas trees on her porch.
• 12/28: A caller on North Fourth Avenue complained that a car was parked in front of her home for 45 minutes with its lights on. The couple inside were exchanging gifts in the car because the woman was allergic to the man's house cat.

Bozeman Cop Watch

• 12/18: A woman on Haggerty Lane told police a suspicious package with a white substance was left at her door. She later learned that her friend left acne medication at her door.
• 12/19: An officer assisted city park officials on how to handle drunks on city ice rinks.
• 12/20: A man at the library was asked to leave for having an offensive odor. He will be allowed to return if he is clean.

Lynne Spears maybe not the role model parent we all thought

Apparently execs at the Christian publishing company Thomas Nelson Inc, no longer think that Lynne Spears -- Britney's and Jamie Lynn's mother -- is quite the model parent we all thought she was. Even as Britney continued her rapid, whorish slide into spectacular ruins, Thomas Nelson Inc still felt that Lynne was a good enough parent to publish her book on parenting. After all, Lynne's younger daughter Jamie Lynn was by all accounts still a normal girl and had not yet fell to the same drug, booze, and sex temptations as big sis Britney. But that all ended yesterday when the 16 year old Jamie Lynn announced she was knocked up and a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson Inc. announced that the book has been delayed indefinitely.

Bachelor dies at 116

Hryhoriy Nestor, a Ukranian man, died Friday night in his sleep at the age of 116. Oksana, one of his relatives, said "His death came as a surprise to us, he just didn't wake up again." Oksana was also surprised the next morning when the sun rose in the east. The guy was 116 years old! I would think that every day that he didn't die would be more of a surprise.

Nestor had credited his long life to the fact that he never married.

Bozeman Cop Watch

• 12/10: A caller reported six dead ducks in the road on West Garfield Street.
• 12/13: A man on Thorpe Road received a phone call from a man claiming to be his grandson. He said he needed money to get out of jail in Canada.
• 12/14: An intoxicated man was disrupting an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Officers escorted the man out.

Jeopardy

This game show host was hospitalized early today after suffering a heart attack.

Who is Alex Trebek?