Florida has Shitty Drugs

Literally. Kids in Florida are using a new drug called jenkem to get high. Jenkem is a fermented combination of shit and piss that creates a gas that can be huffed for a hallucinogenic high. As if that's not bad enough, the drug apparently leaves a sewage-like taste in the mouth that last for several days after using the drug. Is this the best option to get high in Florida? I mean, you guys are one of the main hubs for bringing coke and marijuana into the US from the Carribean and South America and you decide to huff a drug that leaves the taste of shit in your mouth for days. I'm going to give you kids some advice: save up your allowance, sell one of your video games, or hell, give a blowjob in the alley, but it is well worth it to get real drugs instead of huffing sewage. If you're really that poor, grab mom's can of Pam and a couple cans of whipped cream and go to town with that, but for God's sake, quit using fermented sewage to get high.