Hey, a week is still pretty good

We're a week into the New Year, which can only mean one thing. It's about time for everybody to start smoking and eating junk food again and stop going to the gym. The really dedicated resoluters may even make it until February. I've already been asked 3 or 4 times for a cigarette by people desperate for a puff because they "haven't had one in a week, and I'm going f@%$king nuts!"