Bozeman Cop Watch!

We're gonna start a new regular feature here at SCLS. Being a native Montanan and all, I still like to keep up with whats happening over there. A few months ago, a buddy turned me onto this site: Bozeman Daily Police Report. For those not familiar with Montana, Bozeman is a pretty large town by MT standards, running around 30,000 people(remember, the whole state has less than a million people). 99% of the items in the police report probably wouldn't even get a call to the cops in New York or LA. The things that get called in in a small town are comedy gold though. Every week I'll post some of the more obscure ones.

• 9/18: A box of screws and a 12-pack of beer were found in the intersection at Amsterdam and Thorpe roads. The items were removed.
  
• 9/19: A person wrote obscene language on a check that was written to pay a parking fine. The person was warned.
• 9/20: A woman reported that she was worried about her son, who she said liked to bathe in the insecticide Raid and put it in his coffee.