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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Giuliani Sees the Light

Well it looks like someone finally informed Giuliani that - as a republican - he is, despite his previous notions, NOT for gun control. As it turns out, that lawsuit against the gun makers and distributors was just a big misunderstanding. After 9/11 he realized how important the private ownership of guns was(no doubt he now sees what a huge difference could've been made on that fateful day if only the citizens of New York had all been properly armed). Rudy would now very much appreciate the support of the NRA that he once called "extremists"(turns out, that was a misunderstanding as well) as he makes a run for the the Presidency.

In next weeks news, Giuliani tells Republican evangelicals that after 9/11 he realized his stance on women's and gay's rights no doubt contributed to New York being chosen as a target in 9/11 attacks and is now fully supportive of bans on gay marriage, abortion, and stem cell research. He would also very much like the support of the evangelical vote in 2008.

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