Welcome to Steal, Cheat, Lie, Sue

What better way to introduce the world to Steal, Cheat, Lie, Sue than with this story. That's right, a Nebraska Senator is suing God for “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.” State Sen. Ernie Chambers is seeking a permanent injunction against The Man Upstairs in an attempt to make a point about the number of frivolous lawsuits filed in the US. What?! Are you trying to tell me that you think suing McDonalds for serving hot coffee is frivolous? How about suing the drycleaners for $54 million over a single pair of lost pants? Are you seriously telling me you don't think those people experienced injustices to the tune of millions and millions of dollars? OK, I guess maybe I'd probably have to agree with you...