Let's Climb Everest Naked!!

I'm all for nudity, but if someone suggested I get naked on the slopes of Mt Everest, I'd say "Hell No, I like my balls warm!" If that same person suggested I actually try to climb to the top of Everest in my boxers I'd probably suggest you check into a nice padded room. But as it turns out it's a growing problem on the slopes of the world's highest mountain as people attempt to set obscene world records. The actions of several individuals - such as the Nepalese climber who last year set a world record for the highest display of nudity when he stripped down while on the summit of the 29,035 foot summit, no doubt also setting a world record for shrinkage as his bare wang came in contact with freezing cold(14 degrees fahrenheit) air - have angered the Nepalese who live on the foot hill of Everest and worship the mountain as a god. Nepalese mountaineering authorities have called on the government to ban such disrespectful stunts as the Dutch man who attempted to climb the mountain wearing nothing but shorts.