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Friday, October 26, 2007

America is not fat, we're just big boned!

OK, so that may not be entirely true, but it's not our fault we're fat. I mean you eat a couple McDonalds topped pizzas and suddenly you gain 20 lbs? I'm pretty sure that's al Quaeda's fault.

By the way, I would totally eat this. It's just a shame the McRib isn't around any more, because that would go really well on pizza. Thankfully I'm blessed with a high metabolism and a young heart, so instead of keeling over dead, I would merely suffer from some serious bathroom incidents.

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