Sexless Wonder

You ever have one of those slow stretches when you're single where no matter what you do, you can't seem to get any late night loving. Maybe right after you graduated college and the never-ending influx of gratuitous sex suddenly ended and instead of thinking you're the cool, mysterious senior, the freshmen co-eds now just think you're the creepy older guy hanging out at the local college bar. Or maybe when you moved to a new town and didn't really know anybody yet, and you try and go out and meet people, but you've got no wingman so you can't make any progress. That 6 months, or God-forbid, a year, or whatever seemed like it would never end and you couldn't even imagine going another second without sex. Yeah, well try 80 million years.