Presidential Debate on UFO's?

Finally, the presidential candidates are getting to the serious issues. Everybody's favorite elf, Dennis Kucinich, confirmed during last nights debate that he had seen a UFO at actress Shirley MacLaine's house. Later in the debate, New Mexican Governor Bill Richardson said the government needs to "come clean" about the Roswell incident and declassify all Roswell documents.

I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here. Dennis Kucinich was abducted and replaced with a superior life form(this could also help explain how the little dude managed to marry one of the hottest women in the history of politics) in an attempt to elect an alien president. The NSA is likely also in on it. Richardson found out about the conspiracy, and is now trying to get documents declassified to prevent this from happening. It's all so simple.

Unless it's all a big ploy to draw the attention off of Richardson, who being from New Mexico, could very well be an alien/human hybrid due to one of his parents being probed by aliens during the Roswell incident. You see Richardson was born just 4 months after the Roswell incident. But wait, you might ask...don't humans have a 9 month gestation period? Yes, but I'm sure the superior life forms that visited Roswell would have evolved to the point that a 9 month gestation period would be unnecessary. Richardson knows the government will never actually declassify the Roswell documents, and by calling for it, no one will ever suspect that HE is the alien.