Smart Criminal

A man in Pittsburgh tried to buy groceries with a $1 million bill. Hell, most of the time I have trouble getting change for a $100 bill from the grocery store. I guess if you're buying $999,945 worth of groceries they might be able to do something with it, but you've still got to convince the clerk that it's a real bill when the US hasn't had anything bigger than the $100 bill in circulation since 1969. How people like this make it past the age of 8 I'll never know. I pray this man has never had sex, because I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to figure out a condom.